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mitt romney is known as javelin, and paul ryan has selected bowhunter as his code name. watch out bo, the white house dog. here's what i don't get, what's the point of having a code name if you tell everyone what it is? at that point, why not just call him paul? ryan chose the name bowhunter because he hunts with a bow, he hunts for deer. romney took the name javelin. i'm sorry to report that hollywood lost a talented actor, michael clarke duncan, the star of "the green mile" who died of a heart attack. i guess in a rush to get the story on air, the local nbc affiliate in new york had trouble with the footage. >> the man nominated for an academy award for his role in the hit movie "the green mile" has died, michael clark donen's fiancee says the actor passed away. the 54-year-old died monday morning at a los angeles hospital. he's been there since suffering the heart attack. the 6'5", 300-pound duncan -- >> jimmy: wait a minute, seal died, too? that's terrible. terrible news. i guess we're lucky they didn't throw lou gossett jr. in there, too, while they were at it. this
mitt romney is known as javelin, and paul ryan has selected bowhunter as his code name. watch out bo, the white house dog. here's what i don't get, what's the point of having a code name if you tell everyone what it is? at that point, why not just call him paul? ryan chose the name bowhunter because he hunts with a bow, he hunts for deer. romney took the name javelin. i'm sorry to report that hollywood lost a talented actor, michael clarke duncan, the star of "the green mile" who died...
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paul ryan is 42 and joe biden is either 60 or 80, i have no idea. vice president biden has a tendency to veer off-message. but he was very on-target in preparing for tonight. >> biden has been out of sight for days, working in a delaware hotel with top presidential adviser david axelrod and, acting as ryan, congressman chris van hollen. he's been fuelng up on gatorade and animal crackers. >> jimmy: what? and running around in circles, making airplane noises. gatorade and animal crackers? it's like a snack break in the second grade. whatever it was, it worked because it seemed like someone spiked joe biden's ensure with five-hour energy drink or something. he was very fired up. a lot rougher than the presidential debate. they were going at each other like ronnie and sammy after a third round of calm cause zees -- sorry, i was flipping between "jersey shore" and that. seemed to me that joe biden spent 80% of the debate trying not to curse. he actually said the word malarkey at one point. before tonight, we haven't seen paul ryan talk much. he's a very
paul ryan is 42 and joe biden is either 60 or 80, i have no idea. vice president biden has a tendency to veer off-message. but he was very on-target in preparing for tonight. >> biden has been out of sight for days, working in a delaware hotel with top presidential adviser david axelrod and, acting as ryan, congressman chris van hollen. he's been fuelng up on gatorade and animal crackers. >> jimmy: what? and running around in circles, making airplane noises. gatorade and animal...
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united states, paul ryan? >> jimmy: i'm not sure, but i think mitt romney just fired himself. [ laughter ] hey -- thank you. see, the sun has been roasting us. and we just gave it right back. you know, there's an important new reality show i want to alert to you. it premiered last week on tlc. tlc used to be the learning channel. now, it's the opposite of that. the show is called "here comes honey boo-boo." it's a spinoff of "toddlers and tiaras." her and her family, in the premiere last week, the ladies of the house decided to go on a diet together. to get that started, mom june weighed herself on an unfortunates bathroom scale. >> y'all ready? y'all ready? don't say enough. >> e! >> my momma weighs the most in my family because she's fat. >> jimmy: well, there is a certain logic to that, i guess. [ laughter ] welcome honey boo-boo child to the nan of snookis and kardashians. this is good. this is one of those rare cases when a story goes from tragic right to hilarious in a second. swimmers in williamsport, p
united states, paul ryan? >> jimmy: i'm not sure, but i think mitt romney just fired himself. [ laughter ] hey -- thank you. see, the sun has been roasting us. and we just gave it right back. you know, there's an important new reality show i want to alert to you. it premiered last week on tlc. tlc used to be the learning channel. now, it's the opposite of that. the show is called "here comes honey boo-boo." it's a spinoff of "toddlers and tiaras." her and her family,...
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paul ryan has been getting a lot of attention. he has electrified this nation like a triple a battery. cnn and facebook have something called the election talk meter. measures how much the candidates are getting mentioned on facebook. in the first 54 hours after ryan was selected, he was mentioned more than barack obama and mitt romney and -- you can see from this chart, it looks like the carnival game where you shoot water to make the balloon pop. the meter combines the number of mentions, likes and buzz candidates have on facebook and gives them a score from 0 to 10. paul ryan had a score of 5.21. president obama had 4.84. vice president biden, 4.01 and mitt romney, 3.74. more people are talking about biden than romney? has anyone seen biden in the last two years? for all i know, he was lost in a boating accident in '09. here's some bad news for congress. a new gallup poll shows that only 1 in 10 americans approve of the job they're doing. a 10% approval rating is -- that's -- that's about the same approval rating that rabies ha
paul ryan has been getting a lot of attention. he has electrified this nation like a triple a battery. cnn and facebook have something called the election talk meter. measures how much the candidates are getting mentioned on facebook. in the first 54 hours after ryan was selected, he was mentioned more than barack obama and mitt romney and -- you can see from this chart, it looks like the carnival game where you shoot water to make the balloon pop. the meter combines the number of mentions,...
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paul ryan lost his home state of wisconsin. i would not want to be paul ryan's shake weight today. probably getting a vigorous. a lot of people are wondering what the president will do differently in his second term. i'm hoping obama announces this will be the black half of his presidency. [ applause ] the last four years were pretty white. i'd like to see him put a little more funk in it. i'd like to see him turn this mother out for a change. i heard a lot of people sail over the last few weeks that if obama wins, they're going to move to canada. how come nobody threatens to move to mexico? [ laughter ] must be depressing for them. they're just as close. they're closer to us here. the presidential election is that special time every four years when americans gather around their tvs to be reminded where the states are on a map. [ laughter ] when did they put vermont up in the corner there? that was recent, right? they changed that. fox news was definitely the channel to watch last night. they were all over the place. they didn't know what to do. at one point, karl rove, you know ka
paul ryan lost his home state of wisconsin. i would not want to be paul ryan's shake weight today. probably getting a vigorous. a lot of people are wondering what the president will do differently in his second term. i'm hoping obama announces this will be the black half of his presidency. [ applause ] the last four years were pretty white. i'd like to see him put a little more funk in it. i'd like to see him turn this mother out for a change. i heard a lot of people sail over the last few...
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he loves to do. >> we have inside information about how mitt romney [ bleep ] paul ryan. >> i called paul and i said, i'd like to [ bleep ] you on sunday and we [ bleep ] [ bleep ] and made it happen. >> and some sad news about a former cast mate of john that voe that has died. >> i apologize for sucking a lot [ bleep ]. >> i saw you taking a picture of you [ bleep ] a rye no, sir us are. >> i am into farm animals though. >> this is big. big [ bleep ] contest! i need your help. >> and yeah, it sounds like you all are pretty [ bleep ] up. [ applause ] >> jimmy: we have a good show for you tonight. paul scheer is with us. we have music from the fixx. and we'll be right back with jennifer garner, so stick around. ♪ [ male announcer ] start with a simple idea. think. drink coffee. hatch a design. kill the design. design something totally original. do it again. that's good. kick out the committees. call in the engineers. call in the car guys. call in the nerds. build a prototype. mold it. shape it. love it. give it 40 mpg. no, 41. give it a huge display. give it a starting price under 1
he loves to do. >> we have inside information about how mitt romney [ bleep ] paul ryan. >> i called paul and i said, i'd like to [ bleep ] you on sunday and we [ bleep ] [ bleep ] and made it happen. >> and some sad news about a former cast mate of john that voe that has died. >> i apologize for sucking a lot [ bleep ]. >> i saw you taking a picture of you [ bleep ] a rye no, sir us are. >> i am into farm animals though. >> this is big. big [ bleep ]...
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look at paul ryan, he's like 28. did you watch the debate? >> we came straight here. >> jimmy: you have been busy. you guys had a fight, what was it, some time last week. >> last week. >> jimmy: last week you had a fight. >> every season at some point couples, you fight. it's usually over i want rhinestones and i don't. over something stupid >> jimmy: ever a fight about rhinestones? >> oh, yeah. derek is fighting about rhinestones every week. >> jimmy: pro or anti-rhinestones, derek? >> pro. very pro rrhinestones. this is our second time dancing together, with did our first season, made it to the finals, and history we're the first couple to never fight on a season. so, for us to get through a season and third of another season and have our first little predicament, that was cool. >> jimmy: what was the nature of this fight? >> um -- >> jimmy: what did you do, mark? >> i can't remember. >> oh, mark. >> jimmy: neeither of you remember. >> i think i was late. dancers are always late. i will be late for my funeral. i was almost late here. >> jim
look at paul ryan, he's like 28. did you watch the debate? >> we came straight here. >> jimmy: you have been busy. you guys had a fight, what was it, some time last week. >> last week. >> jimmy: last week you had a fight. >> every season at some point couples, you fight. it's usually over i want rhinestones and i don't. over something stupid >> jimmy: ever a fight about rhinestones? >> oh, yeah. derek is fighting about rhinestones every week. >>...
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. ♪ >> reporter: and last night, paul ryan spoke of romney as a man of faith, a minority faith he's given so much of his life to as a bishop and major donor to the mormon church. >> the man who will accept jour nomination tomorrow is prayerful and faithful and honorable. he's a fine man. worthy of leading this optimistic and good-hearted country. >> reporter: but mitt romney's long public career, the way he's veered around on so many of the issues of the day, has raised questions about him, even here on the convention floor, as we heard the other day. >> what do you think mitt romney's biggest challenge is here at this convention? >> i think it's a matter of trust and, is he genuine in what he's saying? >> on health care. >> no, no, i like mandates. >> reporter: on abortion. >> i believe abortion should be safe and legal in this country. >> reporter: on ronald reagan's conservative legacy. >> i'm not trying to return to reagan-bush. >> reporter: he's modified his positions in ways that have many left voters confused, even suspicious. what do the voters think of him? >> most don't know too
. ♪ >> reporter: and last night, paul ryan spoke of romney as a man of faith, a minority faith he's given so much of his life to as a bishop and major donor to the mormon church. >> the man who will accept jour nomination tomorrow is prayerful and faithful and honorable. he's a fine man. worthy of leading this optimistic and good-hearted country. >> reporter: but mitt romney's long public career, the way he's veered around on so many of the issues of the day, has raised...
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on the front page of my binder is my running mate, paul ryan, hunky, right? that's top quality man meat. that's for you, ladies. >> mitt romney. swimmin in women. >> i'm mitt romney, and i approve this message. >> jimmy: women. even more so than men. this is good. this is an outtake from a story on nbc reporter did on fish overpopulation in the rivers. a story that has earned tonight's gold star for excellence in reporting. >> and look, they're big. this one is about 12 pounds but they can grow to be -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: the -- the u.s. postal service, i don't know if you know this, but the u.s. postal service is in bad shape, because of the internet, people aren't sending mail much anymore. and the post office has been hurt, which maybe, if they weren't so prudish about mailing bodily flunds and explosives, they wouldn't be in the situation. the postal service lost $15 billion last year and they are even more trouble now because by law they are allowed to borrow up to $15 billion. they have already hit that cap for the first time ever. i think the post
on the front page of my binder is my running mate, paul ryan, hunky, right? that's top quality man meat. that's for you, ladies. >> mitt romney. swimmin in women. >> i'm mitt romney, and i approve this message. >> jimmy: women. even more so than men. this is good. this is an outtake from a story on nbc reporter did on fish overpopulation in the rivers. a story that has earned tonight's gold star for excellence in reporting. >> and look, they're big. this one is about 12...